I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
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take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
(via pizza)
BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED
This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect.
(Source: quarteralert, via pizza)
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
(via pizza)
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Stay.
this is why i love the kardashians
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